http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/viola-jokes.html
(and I got *there* from Dave Barry in Cyberspace
http://www.yil.com/yil/dbarry until October 9th)
-- Tim
Harp Jokes
Why are harps like elderly parents?
Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.
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How long does a harp stay in tune?
About 20 minutes, or until someone opens a door.
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What's the definition of a quarter tone?
A harpist tuning unison strings.