I personally wish to commend both Ed and Lauren for their devotion to
the endangered codpiece, although I personally prefer nice Irish Plaice
to Cod or even Scrod.
I am not sure whether the codpiece can be adapted to transport a small
harp, but certainly believe the underwire a definite innovation. Men
also need opportunities to express their fashionable impulses and under
no circumstances should be deprived of the profound experience derived
from wearing an underwire for 18 hours. Underwire cum harp should be a
fascinating experience indeed and might also provide engineers with
numerous employment possibilities in structural engineering, projectile
development, and the like. Wehther rock singers can wear the
harp-containing codpiece while writhing with a bass guitar remains to be
explored. J.